The Universe Is At Steak: Introducing The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

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Screenshot from Firebox

Let’s face it, everyone in the planet probably wants to get their hands on the Infinity Gauntlet since Avengers Endgame is breaking all sorts of box office records.

If you’re one of those Marvel fans looking to own the Infinity Gauntlet then you’re in luck because a group of geniuses over at Firebox have created an epic Marvel-themed gadget you probably never knew you needed: the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser!

This bad boy is perfect for flattening a raw sirloin steak and it comes bundled with a recipe book full of marvelous dishes, such as:

Infinity Cutlet Pepper Chicken Potts Pie Hawkeye Steak End “Game” Pie Stark Tartare

You may not be able to use it to erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can definitely use it to pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission!

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